The CyberBlock
🚨 NOT A TOY. NOT FOR KIDS. HANDLE WITH RESPECT. 🚨
The CyberBlock is the ultimate tribute to the Tesla Cybertruck—milled from solid 300-series stainless steel and weighing in at a hefty 4.2 lbs. Whether it’s on your desk, shelf, or holding down the door of your doomsday bunker, this minimalist beast makes a statement.
CyberBlock vs. Cybertruck – The Facts
CyberBlock vs. Cybertruck – The Facts
💪 Material
Cybertruck: 300 Series Stainless Steel
CyberBlock: 300 Series Stainless Steel
🚀 0-60 MPH Time
CyberBeast: 2.6 seconds
CyberBlock (dropped from 6 feet): 4.48 seconds
💰 Price
Cybertruck: $60k – $100k+
CyberBlock: $100 flat
💡 Custom Sizes? Maybe. Reach out for a quote.
IMPORTANT DISCLAIMER – READ BEFORE PURCHASE
📢 It’s heavy. It’s metal. It has edges. Use common sense.
Don't drop it on your foot. It weighs over 4 lbs.
Not for kids. Seriously, this thing is NOT a toy.
Edges may vary. Some batches are chamfered, others sharper—handle with care.
Design may change. If I tweak anything, I’ll let you know before shipping.
By purchasing, you accept full responsibility for safe handling. If you’re unsure about anything, reach out before using.
🚨 NOT A TOY. NOT FOR KIDS. HANDLE WITH RESPECT. 🚨
The CyberBlock is the ultimate tribute to the Tesla Cybertruck—milled from solid 300-series stainless steel and weighing in at a hefty 4.2 lbs. Whether it’s on your desk, shelf, or holding down the door of your doomsday bunker, this minimalist beast makes a statement.
CyberBlock vs. Cybertruck – The Facts
CyberBlock vs. Cybertruck – The Facts
💪 Material
Cybertruck: 300 Series Stainless Steel
CyberBlock: 300 Series Stainless Steel
🚀 0-60 MPH Time
CyberBeast: 2.6 seconds
CyberBlock (dropped from 6 feet): 4.48 seconds
💰 Price
Cybertruck: $60k – $100k+
CyberBlock: $100 flat
💡 Custom Sizes? Maybe. Reach out for a quote.
IMPORTANT DISCLAIMER – READ BEFORE PURCHASE
📢 It’s heavy. It’s metal. It has edges. Use common sense.
Don't drop it on your foot. It weighs over 4 lbs.
Not for kids. Seriously, this thing is NOT a toy.
Edges may vary. Some batches are chamfered, others sharper—handle with care.
Design may change. If I tweak anything, I’ll let you know before shipping.
By purchasing, you accept full responsibility for safe handling. If you’re unsure about anything, reach out before using.