The CyberBlock
Introducing: The CyberBlock
THIS IS NOT A TOY FOR CHILDREN.
The CyberBlock is a minimalist representation of the Tesla CyberTruck. At 4.2 lbs, this hefty model is the perfect minimalist accent for your desk at work or your shelf at home.
This CNC milled chunk of 300 series stainless steel can be used for decorative purposes, or more functionally as a doorstop, paperweight, or ballast for small ships. (Please note, unlike the real CyberTruck, this one won't float)
Here are some stats to convince you of how awesome this thing is:
CyberTruck: 300 Series Stainless Steel
CyberBlock: 300 Series Stainless Steel
CyberTruck: Allegedly Floats
CyberBlock: Definetly does NOT float
CyberTruck: Delivery Date - eventually?
CyberBlock: Delivery Date - Within Two Weeks
CyberTruck: $40k - $80k?
CyberBlock: $100 Confirmed
CyberTruck: Might fit in your garage
CyberBlock: Guaranteed to fit in your garage (or your money back)
Since this is a pre-production run, I am open to custom orders, but will need to quote based off of the size desired.
Also, here is a disclaimer I asked ChatGPT to write to protect me legally in the case that any customer handles the CyberBlock without caution and common sense.
IMPORTANT PRODUCT DISCLAIMER: PLEASE READ BEFORE PURCHASE
1. Handling Precautions:
The substantial weight and sharp edges of the CyberBlock demand careful handling. Dropping the product could lead to serious injuries, damage to flooring, or harm to surrounding objects. It is essential to use two hands while handling the CyberBlock and to avoid holding it over hard surfaces or near fragile items.
2. Child Safety:
The CyberBlock IS NOT INTENDED FOR CHILDREN. It poses inherent risks due to its weight and sharp edges, which could result in severe injuries. Keep this product out of reach of children at all times. Supervise any interactions with the CyberBlock to prevent accidents.
3. Edge Treatment:
Depending on the production run, the edges of the CyberBlock may be slightly chamfered to minimize the risk of injury. However, sharp edges may still be present. Regardless of edge treatment, it remains essential to handle the product cautiously.
4. Changes to Product:
The images provided may not entirely reflect the final product. We are committed to enhancing safety and may make adjustments to the design or production methods to further mitigate potential hazards. Any changes will be communicated to customers promptly, and your confirmation will be sought before shipping.
By purchasing the CyberBlock, you acknowledge and accept the potential risks associated with its weight, sharp edges, and other characteristics. You agree to exercise caution when handling, storing, and using the product, and you absolve the seller, manufacturer, and associated parties from any liability arising from injuries or damages resulting from improper handling or use.
Your safety and satisfaction are of the utmost importance to us. Should you have any questions, concerns, or require clarification about the proper handling of the CyberBlock, please contact our customer support before using the product.
Introducing: The CyberBlock
THIS IS NOT A TOY FOR CHILDREN.
The CyberBlock is a minimalist representation of the Tesla CyberTruck. At 4.2 lbs, this hefty model is the perfect minimalist accent for your desk at work or your shelf at home.
This CNC milled chunk of 300 series stainless steel can be used for decorative purposes, or more functionally as a doorstop, paperweight, or ballast for small ships. (Please note, unlike the real CyberTruck, this one won't float)
Here are some stats to convince you of how awesome this thing is:
CyberTruck: 300 Series Stainless Steel
CyberBlock: 300 Series Stainless Steel
CyberTruck: Allegedly Floats
CyberBlock: Definetly does NOT float
CyberTruck: Delivery Date - eventually?
CyberBlock: Delivery Date - Within Two Weeks
CyberTruck: $40k - $80k?
CyberBlock: $100 Confirmed
CyberTruck: Might fit in your garage
CyberBlock: Guaranteed to fit in your garage (or your money back)
Since this is a pre-production run, I am open to custom orders, but will need to quote based off of the size desired.
Also, here is a disclaimer I asked ChatGPT to write to protect me legally in the case that any customer handles the CyberBlock without caution and common sense.
IMPORTANT PRODUCT DISCLAIMER: PLEASE READ BEFORE PURCHASE
1. Handling Precautions:
The substantial weight and sharp edges of the CyberBlock demand careful handling. Dropping the product could lead to serious injuries, damage to flooring, or harm to surrounding objects. It is essential to use two hands while handling the CyberBlock and to avoid holding it over hard surfaces or near fragile items.
2. Child Safety:
The CyberBlock IS NOT INTENDED FOR CHILDREN. It poses inherent risks due to its weight and sharp edges, which could result in severe injuries. Keep this product out of reach of children at all times. Supervise any interactions with the CyberBlock to prevent accidents.
3. Edge Treatment:
Depending on the production run, the edges of the CyberBlock may be slightly chamfered to minimize the risk of injury. However, sharp edges may still be present. Regardless of edge treatment, it remains essential to handle the product cautiously.
4. Changes to Product:
The images provided may not entirely reflect the final product. We are committed to enhancing safety and may make adjustments to the design or production methods to further mitigate potential hazards. Any changes will be communicated to customers promptly, and your confirmation will be sought before shipping.
By purchasing the CyberBlock, you acknowledge and accept the potential risks associated with its weight, sharp edges, and other characteristics. You agree to exercise caution when handling, storing, and using the product, and you absolve the seller, manufacturer, and associated parties from any liability arising from injuries or damages resulting from improper handling or use.
Your safety and satisfaction are of the utmost importance to us. Should you have any questions, concerns, or require clarification about the proper handling of the CyberBlock, please contact our customer support before using the product.
Introducing: The CyberBlock
THIS IS NOT A TOY FOR CHILDREN.
The CyberBlock is a minimalist representation of the Tesla CyberTruck. At 4.2 lbs, this hefty model is the perfect minimalist accent for your desk at work or your shelf at home.
This CNC milled chunk of 300 series stainless steel can be used for decorative purposes, or more functionally as a doorstop, paperweight, or ballast for small ships. (Please note, unlike the real CyberTruck, this one won't float)
Here are some stats to convince you of how awesome this thing is:
CyberTruck: 300 Series Stainless Steel
CyberBlock: 300 Series Stainless Steel
CyberTruck: Allegedly Floats
CyberBlock: Definetly does NOT float
CyberTruck: Delivery Date - eventually?
CyberBlock: Delivery Date - Within Two Weeks
CyberTruck: $40k - $80k?
CyberBlock: $100 Confirmed
CyberTruck: Might fit in your garage
CyberBlock: Guaranteed to fit in your garage (or your money back)
Since this is a pre-production run, I am open to custom orders, but will need to quote based off of the size desired.
Also, here is a disclaimer I asked ChatGPT to write to protect me legally in the case that any customer handles the CyberBlock without caution and common sense.
IMPORTANT PRODUCT DISCLAIMER: PLEASE READ BEFORE PURCHASE
1. Handling Precautions:
The substantial weight and sharp edges of the CyberBlock demand careful handling. Dropping the product could lead to serious injuries, damage to flooring, or harm to surrounding objects. It is essential to use two hands while handling the CyberBlock and to avoid holding it over hard surfaces or near fragile items.
2. Child Safety:
The CyberBlock IS NOT INTENDED FOR CHILDREN. It poses inherent risks due to its weight and sharp edges, which could result in severe injuries. Keep this product out of reach of children at all times. Supervise any interactions with the CyberBlock to prevent accidents.
3. Edge Treatment:
Depending on the production run, the edges of the CyberBlock may be slightly chamfered to minimize the risk of injury. However, sharp edges may still be present. Regardless of edge treatment, it remains essential to handle the product cautiously.
4. Changes to Product:
The images provided may not entirely reflect the final product. We are committed to enhancing safety and may make adjustments to the design or production methods to further mitigate potential hazards. Any changes will be communicated to customers promptly, and your confirmation will be sought before shipping.
By purchasing the CyberBlock, you acknowledge and accept the potential risks associated with its weight, sharp edges, and other characteristics. You agree to exercise caution when handling, storing, and using the product, and you absolve the seller, manufacturer, and associated parties from any liability arising from injuries or damages resulting from improper handling or use.
Your safety and satisfaction are of the utmost importance to us. Should you have any questions, concerns, or require clarification about the proper handling of the CyberBlock, please contact our customer support before using the product.