The CyberBlock

Sale Price:$159.69 Original Price:$200.00
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🚨 NOT A TOY. NOT FOR KIDS. HANDLE WITH RESPECT. 🚨

The CyberBlock is the ultimate tribute to the Tesla Cybertruck—milled from solid 300-series stainless steel and weighing in at a hefty 4.2 lbs. Whether it’s on your desk, shelf, or holding down the door of your doomsday bunker, this minimalist beast makes a statement.

CyberBlock vs. Cybertruck – The Facts

CyberBlock vs. Cybertruck – The Facts

💪 Material

  • Cybertruck: 300 Series Stainless Steel

  • CyberBlock: 300 Series Stainless Steel

🚀 0-60 MPH Time

  • CyberBeast: 2.6 seconds

  • CyberBlock (dropped from 6 feet): 4.48 seconds

💰 Price

  • Cybertruck: $60k – $100k+

  • CyberBlock: $100 flat

💡 Custom Sizes? Maybe. Reach out for a quote.

IMPORTANT DISCLAIMER – READ BEFORE PURCHASE

📢 It’s heavy. It’s metal. It has edges. Use common sense.

  • Don't drop it on your foot. It weighs over 4 lbs.

  • Not for kids. Seriously, this thing is NOT a toy.

  • Edges may vary. Some batches are chamfered, others sharper—handle with care.

  • Design may change. If I tweak anything, I’ll let you know before shipping.

By purchasing, you accept full responsibility for safe handling. If you’re unsure about anything, reach out before using.

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🚨 NOT A TOY. NOT FOR KIDS. HANDLE WITH RESPECT. 🚨

The CyberBlock is the ultimate tribute to the Tesla Cybertruck—milled from solid 300-series stainless steel and weighing in at a hefty 4.2 lbs. Whether it’s on your desk, shelf, or holding down the door of your doomsday bunker, this minimalist beast makes a statement.

CyberBlock vs. Cybertruck – The Facts

CyberBlock vs. Cybertruck – The Facts

💪 Material

  • Cybertruck: 300 Series Stainless Steel

  • CyberBlock: 300 Series Stainless Steel

🚀 0-60 MPH Time

  • CyberBeast: 2.6 seconds

  • CyberBlock (dropped from 6 feet): 4.48 seconds

💰 Price

  • Cybertruck: $60k – $100k+

  • CyberBlock: $100 flat

💡 Custom Sizes? Maybe. Reach out for a quote.

IMPORTANT DISCLAIMER – READ BEFORE PURCHASE

📢 It’s heavy. It’s metal. It has edges. Use common sense.

  • Don't drop it on your foot. It weighs over 4 lbs.

  • Not for kids. Seriously, this thing is NOT a toy.

  • Edges may vary. Some batches are chamfered, others sharper—handle with care.

  • Design may change. If I tweak anything, I’ll let you know before shipping.

By purchasing, you accept full responsibility for safe handling. If you’re unsure about anything, reach out before using.