The Release
Unveiling the CyberBlock: A Hefty Homage to the Tesla CyberTruck
Today marks a momentous occasion in the world of quirky collectibles and industrial artistry – the official release of the CyberBlock. Designed as a homage to the iconic Tesla CyberTruck, this weighty creation is not merely a desk accessory but a statement piece that demands attention.
Crafted from the same 300 Series Stainless Steel as its automotive muse, the CyberBlock is a solid, CNC-milled chunk that weighs in at a substantial 4.2 lbs. This isn't your average desk ornament; it's a minimalist masterpiece that effortlessly marries form and function.
While it won't be soaring on water like its inspiration, the CyberBlock finds its purpose as a versatile addition to your workspace or home. Use it as a doorstop, paperweight, or even as ballast for your model ships (just remember, it won't float).
One of the remarkable features of the CyberBlock is its guaranteed delivery within two weeks, a refreshing departure from the enigmatic "eventual" arrival of the CyberTruck. Priced at a flat $100, it offers a tangible and accessible piece of the CyberTruck mystique without breaking the bank. And rest assured, the CyberBlock is designed to fit perfectly in your garage, or your money back.
However, before you rush to make this intriguing acquisition, it's crucial to acknowledge the weighty responsibility that comes with owning a CyberBlock. In a statement issued by the manufacturer, a detailed product disclaimer emphasizes the importance of careful handling and responsible use.
The disclaimer underscores key points:
Handling Precautions: The CyberBlock demands respect. Its weight and sharp edges necessitate careful handling. A drop could lead to serious injuries, damage to flooring, or harm to surrounding objects. Always use two hands, and avoid holding it over hard surfaces or near fragile items.
Child Safety: This is not a toy for children. The inherent risks due to weight and sharp edges make it imperative to keep the CyberBlock out of reach of children. Supervise any interactions to prevent accidents.
Edge Treatment: While efforts are made to minimize sharp edges, caution is paramount. Regardless of edge treatment, handle the CyberBlock cautiously.
Changes to Product: The manufacturer acknowledges potential adjustments for safety. Any changes will be communicated, and customer confirmation sought before shipping.
By purchasing the CyberBlock, customers acknowledge the potential risks and agree to exercise caution. The seller, manufacturer, and associated parties are absolved from liability arising from improper handling or use.
As the CyberBlock rolls into the market, it brings with it a unique blend of aesthetic appeal and pragmatic utility, a testament to the craftsmanship and creativity of its designers. Whether adorning your desk or serving as a conversation starter, the CyberBlock is not just a product; it's a bold statement for those who appreciate the fusion of art and engineering.